Plus, relegating pretty much every female character to 'kidnap victim' in Arkham Knight is plain fucking stupid.

Arkham City is by far my favourite of the three primarily for the Catwoman missions, the freedom to prioritize missions to an extent and the actual layout of the city.

It's a neat trick.

Gay Jew Lyle.

Dorian Van GAY.

The season finale is actually just a def poetry slam.

THIS WAS MY IMMEDIATE REACTION.

Penny Dreadful has pretty much covered the entirety of American Horror Story's gimmicks (haunted houses, asylums, witches and freak shows) in half the time with twice the fright and weight.

"Paging Dr Spaceman. Dr Leo Spaceman to the front desk please."

Lily's overly prim tone with the doctor during the breakfast scene was unusual and indicated a change in her, certainly a feint.

Breaking: Eva Green-less Penny Dreadful still gorgeous.

"A little moment in a major scene"

Incidentally, I'm having 'The most Catholic fallen Catholic since the devil' printed on business cards.

Also: Vanessa discussing her unique bond with and fear of losing Sir Malcolm to Poole (and to happiness) showed that her feelings of guilt about this 'selfishness' and her own suffering are ultimately clouding her perspective on Poole, making last weeks face off believable strictly as protective posturing on Ms Ives…

Vanessa and Chandler in period knit wear taking walks through windswept moors is the definition of glamour.

LET'S LIVE FOREVER.

I may be the only one of us enjoying Dorian Grey and his Lestat-ian nonsense.

Penny Dreadful: She Bring It To You Every Ball.

Game of Thrones and Breaking Bad lie in that realm of television in which a suspiciously large amount of people tell are absolute perfection but I've only ever managed to casually care about (GoT more so than Breaking Bad).

This week was all about the sex.