Wait, do I have to go see Captain America: The Winter Soldier before I watch the Scandal finale?

Not to completely sidestep your monologue but 'Post aPOPalyptic Culture Dystopia' would be an amazing name for an entertainment blog.

By this logic you want literally nothing to happen ever. That was basically the first half of the season.

As much fun as it was to see Ward turn (even though it was pretty blatant Hand was writing her own death warrant by letting him on the plane) I hope there's some kind of double bluff going on. To have Hand built up and written off fairly unceremoniously seems too much of a waste of Saffron Burrows and the character.…

Can we talk about this weeks Burger special, 'Gelding The Lilly'?

Also, Laganja just visited my home town and by all accounts was a total class act. I guess don't judge a book by her Cover, Girl.

“I don’t know what it is around her neck, but if it snows tonight, it’s going on my tires.”
Some vintage Too Wong Foo Ru.

"Are you alright, you're all like nauseous and fevery. You look like that morning you tried to be a vegan."

I mean, she's no Katy Perry.

AND ANOTHER THING… Kate Perry has always come off as being a huge asshole.

Since when was being a palpable sociopath considered to be a negative trait? Oh and here's a whole article on her reading habits. http://www.nytimes.com/2014…

What a fresh angle.

Ditto #NatashaLeggero

I think it would be interesting to see her focus on something else, probably should have happened after the last contract expired. The show's pretty much played out and Handler often opines as much.

Sounds more like Societal Prolapse, amiright?

So you don't think there'll be a whole lot of raping going on when society collapses? How refreshingly optimistic.

I thought it was a bit of a waste too, she seemed like she had some creep left in her.

Side note: I'm fully back on board with The Walking Dead, if only to see an upstart BBQ restaurant try to turn it around in the zombie apocalypse. #KitchenNightmares

I might have misread the scene but did the lunch lady not get shot down too? I was too distracted by the terrible garden furniture.

Das Boot?