There’s only one thing we can do....

But that’s a boat, not a ship. 

How about a variant with less ugly?

Let me offer the perspective of someone who went there two years ago, about a week after the first article was published, in the effort to buy his grey 16v scirocco:

I called him wednesday that week to ask if he still had it. he said he did. we negotiated a price of $800 and i told him I would be there between 1-2pm on…

Milan, Michigan (not the one in Italy, as is commonly mistaken)

I take my Land Cruiser off-road. I’m not cross-shopping a Tesla as they don’t make one that is off-road capable. I wouldn’t take an Escalade off-road. Range Rovers are pretty inside and out, but stupidly expensive and horrifically unreliable. When I’m crossing over a 13,000 ft pass in Colorado, miles off-road, I…

The Land Cruiser appeals to a very small group of very wealthy “old money” types who want to show that they are old money types, but only to other old money types. It occupies the space that the Grand Wagoneer did in the 80's. Most people look at it and go “that’s a funny looking Highlander” but a small group of…

Well, they both have 4 wheels.

Fyre Festival had more dedicated employees.

Ric Romero reports, and yet I’m in the greys 

They left out the, “I want to...” part

Maybe if we're lucky we won't have to, Tom Cruise will do it!

Definitely some hair tussling if nothing else.

Man. I remember being a kid and Black Lotus was worth ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS, which might as well have been $87,000 to a bunch of 10-year olds in the mid-90s, and also that we’d never ever see one. But I’ve still got my old (Reserved/4th edition/Fallen Empires/Ice Age) cards in my attic somewhere, maybe I should dig…

I fucking love it.

That would be INTO a brodozer.

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