My grandmother died when I was 17 and left me a humble inheritance of something like $4k. As a kid with no money and (barely) living on my own on the wages and tips of a young waiter in shitty restaurants I did the most logical thing and found the sketchiest European used car lot in town and spent it all in one go: it…

What happened to cigars vs lollipops?

I had a very large fella of Eastern European descent pull out a fucking huge raw onion, peel it, and then eat it like an apple.

I’ve been staring at the second picture for ages and don’t see the bald steroid guy, this is like a cruel game of where’s Waldo.

Does it drift?

Aaaaaaaand I’ll still never afford one.

Bay watch cred, duh.

The more “r”s the more appropriate it is for a first time rider.

I’m so sick of websites like this promoting such irresponsible behaviour with such a powerful car.

And staffed by ninjas.

Sounds  like my office on Taco Tuesdays

Let me know when I can get some wine up my butt and I’m in, I’m not a whiskey guy.

My parents gave me car shaped rocks to play with, you’re lucky.

Wow, those are horrendous.

I second that.

It’s gorgeous.

I laughed.

That sentence made me moist.

I’m not a fan of the aesthetics of Pagani, Spyker, Koenigsegg, etc; I find them all just a bit too “modern”, if that’s the best way to describe them?

A massive tampon carried in on a zoom boom would be cool.