Star Track

I’ll bet you get lots of party invites.

Name checks out.

Show me one for less than $2k that drives under its own power that you’d feel safe in.

What the hell is on his wrist?

Pretty much my favorite documentary about being a bouncer.

Milk once it’s curdled and turned into cottage cheese.

Obviously that super hot, definitely not a model, tanned man caught her before she hit the road; this could be a perfect cover for a romance novel.

The Miata is just winking at you.

What a gorgeous drive in, I’ve never seen any video (nor have been before) so that’s pretty cool!

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Pork chop sandwiches?

Mustangs make people see double.

You can’t drink all day without starting in the morning.

There’s a fricken Stratos right behind it, grab a Bobcat and push all that riff-raff in front of it out of the way.

VCR = visible coke residue.

I’ve tried to work with a few crazy old people like this, I met with a dude whose restaurant has been for sale forever (and will be until he kicks it, I assume).

Ok?

Pretty sure the brain damage was already there.

Dude managed to keep his sneakers and socks clean and white, I’m kind of impressed!