coldsimon
ColdSimon
coldsimon

16 in Canada

Yeah but the VAG’s natural home is the shop so the steering wheel doesn’t get used as much.

Latex or water paint and hit a car wash on the way out to change colour.

I lipped off a cop at a light here for checking his cell phone, it’s a $500 fine for us little people. He told me that emergency people are exempt from the law and thanked me for my concern (with a tone that made it very obvious that the thank you was very much a fuck you).

Ric Romero reports, and yet I’m in the greys 

Only you, man.

They left out the, “I want to...” part

Breaking the sound barrier, going to the moon - the world is full of pussies and full of folks that just get it done.

He died.

Super hot, can’t wait for the adult version of this!

Those eyebrows alone could start a car company 

The Root will claim that she didn’t like to see a black man in a white car.

I rode the teacups at the fair with my little cousins when we were kids and I threw up all over one of them, he was crying so hard that my grandmother thought it was him and yelled at him the whole drive home.

I thought it was Prince.

Exactly why I have a zx11 in the stable.

Huh, and yet we keep coming back, hey?

Should have been comic sans

You mean the Celica 

This makes Juggalos respectable