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I didn't find his reply all that insulting, but it is weird that he would act like he knows that for certain.

Oh, he sure did…poor guy sounds like he needs a bro-hug.

*bro-hugs Not "That" Dr. Phil*

If you guys don't keep fighting, I'll feel like the terrorists won.

ISIS is a problem for us mainly because our military treats the Middle East like its summer house in the Hamptons. So leaving Iraq, Afghanistan, Libya, and every other desert shithole would be a good first step. Wanna send a couple drones as a fuck you goodbye? Fine, whatever. Of course immediate withdrawal won't

I was thinking about to, like oh haha you got the reaction you wanted, congrats douchebags. But at the same time, I am just here to vent, and how our heads of state respond to terrorism is an entirely different matter. As much joy as I would personally get from blowing up ISIS assholes, there are smarter ways to make

This might sound dumb, but it stings just a tiny bit more to me when tragedy strikes festive gatherings, because people are there to enjoy themselves and celebrate what makes them happy. Selfishly, I am a little extra offended that the merchants of such vile and disgusting terror chose to target a rock and/or roll

Wow…and I liked this one a million times more than TweekxCraig. Weird…

Aww don't be so modest, buddy.

Oh hi there, Mr. Strawman. Sorry but umm…we don't take to kindly to your type 'round here.

"I Alone" is the worst Live song. I do not get why it exists. The generic alt-rock outro seals it for me, with the ridiculous, "AH-OOO" vocal ad-libs atop the constipated-sounding "I ALOOOOONNE" backing vocals.

first one…but yea, seriously who knows

"Hello, my name is Football. And you are … Carlos, my best friend since college."

oh…that's terrible

HEART! WE NEED HEART!

It's funny because Dan Orlovsky was like the best football player in Connecticut history, and I watched him throw like 14 TDs against Fairfield Prep and break all kinds of state records and such. But now he's just the guy who ran out of the back of the endzone for no reason. I guess that's Connecticut football for you.

THE WHOLE STORE IS WHITE! HOW CAN THEY SEE! I'll admit it's been done before…

Oh Oliver you're addicted to TTG now YAY. Yes it is like really awesome chocolate milk compared to the red wine of AT and SU.

Well he almost killed himself trying to fly on a pizza, so that was promising I thought.

This might have been my favorite one of the week actually. Definitely had a classic feel and I liked Canyon a lot. Also mushrooms hahaha, I am easily amused. I CAN FEEL IT WORKING!