Genesis now Exodus.

do you think it was painful when they finally decided to pull the plugs?

Who can forget when Pontiac went MTV on us? (Still some of my favorite commercials from my youth along with the Chevy “Heartbeat” commericals)

You’re comparing a Tesla to a Chevy. That’s like comparing a Tesla to a Chevy.

Articuno is real, OK? This is a good bird, the best bird. I’ve seen many, many birds and I’ve created thousands of nests. If I was elected to head of Pokémon GO I’d work on legendaries, because legendaries are low, it’s incredible. And I would create more creatures in the inner cities, which is what I really do best,…

But really Top Gear has been in Simpsons for years.

3800 - That’s why.

Seems like the gargantuan, oversized pickup market is pretty saturated. Maybe make a small pickup with a large bed, smaller cab (don’t need to seat 6 people), very good MPG and affordable.

that think makes the Reliant Robin look like a corner-carver. Sheesh, I’m surprised it doesn’t roll over from a stiff breeze.

Can’t get any sleepier than this in grandpa’s Buick. Comes with bench seat, column shifter and a supercharged V6 that will smoke modern sports cars with some minor mods.

While not especially damaging, I had one mishap this year - doing an oil change.

1970 Mazda RX500. Mid-engined Rotary.

I would like to nominate an entire brand.

Pretty much any station wagon. Wagons were never seen as cool or sold as being anything more than something than to haul a family around. They were so uncool that people preferred to drive around in minature versions of window vans than be seen in a wagon. That means that not many survived the family grind, or the…

just like the vegetarian Hot Pocket, for people who don’t eat meat but still want diarrhea.

Who let Jim Gaffigan in here?

“I have no idea how Lexus convinces people to give them $60,000 for these things considering the alternatives.”

Wait, I thought most Jalops lamented the crossoverfication of all of our SUVS.?