I wouldn't even use it for free

@Nicholas Leader: That was helpful

@kake81: Klipsch did build their whole company off of horn loaded speakers. I wanted to find some reviews, but "pnoe review" brings up results about phones and "pnoe speaker review" brings up more general unrelated results

@kake81: You see, the pictures had me thinking 'one,' but even with all the unique speaker designs out there I wasn't sure if that'd be it. I'm a little skeptical about these based on what I've read and seen, but I suppose if they're able to have a price so [presumably] high that you have to write in to see it, they…

So, where are drivers located? How many are there? This design makes me wonder such things.

@BigManMalone: I think something to take into account is that these guys are people, and people are going to be interested in things that are interesting. Something anyone will do when they are part of a blog site like this is post things that they find interesting, because that is what their job is. Then people who…

The one downfall is that Hedwig died in the last Harry Potter book, isn't it?

I dunno, this seems to me less like jab at Apple and more like they just thought it'd be cool.

Wow, that is gorgeous.

I dunno, it doesn't seem to me like it's that different from a regular keyboard. It just has one of those nub things on it that used to appear on laptops that I never really liked.

I think the purpose it serves is to provide a good switching experience for us with physical keyboards to onscreen keyboards. I've always had phones with physical keyboards and I've wanted an iPhone for a while [my dad won't let me get one on his plan and I'm 16]. I don't really mind that I'd be switching to an…

My health teacher used Papyrus on all her worksheets last year. It didn't really bother me at all, but every time I got one I'd think, "This would make a typeface-geek insane."

I do hope he won't get the Escalade.

Fun Fact: If the whole world would just ignore these guys, they would eventually go away.

@Sir Gibler: This reminds me of how many images of the Macbook Air on Apple's site show conjoined up/down arrow keys

I'd say something from Nintendo, because they're the only ones who've been there and are still there. Granted, they are pretty different today than they were even last gen, but at least they still exist.

@DustyButt: Hey, have you noticed that it is taped to a mattress?

@D.LYTE: I've thought about it a few times, but that seems a little extreme, even for Apple. I could see them as doing it at flagships and other 'big deal' stores, in fact it's pretty likely. But for my ordinary 'nowhere-special' Apple store, it would be quite a bit to go through.

Today.

I didn't have the 'holding it' problem at all when I was at the Apple store today. I tried a lot of phones, and used two pairs of different phones to do a side-by-side comparison with a phone I wasn't touching and a phone whose antennas I was touching everywhere. One time the phone I was touching even outran the phone…