Support thread for folks who found both Force Awakens and TLJ boring and realized you’ll never love Star Wars as much as you did as a child and that’s ok

“ Bring out the stockings at the end.”

Finally, someone who gets it.  People who have too high of standards for interaction are not worth interacting with.

I am not an introvert and I also recognize that this is crap advice, so don’t worry

and people wonder why we introverts hate everyone. you all keep inventing these stupid rules and making interacting with anyone a complete chore. if somebody thinks im rude or dismissive by typing “ok” to their text and gets offended, they deserve it and they did it to themselves. as far as im concerned they are doing…

Screw this.  If k or ok does the job that is what I am using.  If you can’t handle it.....too bad.

LeBron James: [no look] “Pass.”

I haven’t been a Lebron fan since the bullshit decision nonsense when he went to Miami. Then, as a Laker fan, when he signed with LA, I was ambivalent at best about him signing. Now, after his HK taek, it turns out he’s still the vapid, self centered jackass who did that decision bullshit. What a surprise. 

I hear it’s part of the Uighur re-education curriculum in Xinjiang.

I don’t want to get into a feud with Cognac McCarthy, but I believe he isn’t educated on the situation at hand. And so many people could have been harmed not only financially, physically, emotionally, spiritually. So just be careful what we post and say and we do, even though, yes, we do have freedom of speech, but…

That pass was blinder than a Hong Kong protestor shot in the eyes by the Chinese government.

The length of a movie today seems like a statement of significance, like the film has so much to say that it requires a long running time.

Ha!

I can’t wait to get lost and frustrated at the monkeys in the “I just can’t wait to be king” segment of The Lion King..

Finally, an expert opinion I can trust.

No self respecting HVAC person would tell you to set your away temp more than 3-4 degrees from your home temp. When you get home your heat pump will never turn off trying to cool your house the seven degrees listed above.

Right!? Who can sleep in a hot house?? I crank it down to 68-69 at night!

I recently rewatched the whole series, and I didn’t think Phantom Menace was that bad. Attack of the Clones is so much worse. The outdated CGI is way overused compared to Phantom Menace, which relied on a surprising amount of practical effects. Anakin comes off as such an unlikable creep. Padme is rightfully turned…

Thing is, in 1999 audiences left theaters satisfied, almost giddy, with Episode 1. Darth Maul was the character with the biggest impact and the climatic battle ended a 16 year light saber battle drought. It was in the years that followed that the nerd echo chamber exploded and public derision for the film came to the…

This continues to be one of the worst, most naive takes on Deadspin. Sometimes, you can’t operate on what you wish was true and you have to operate on what *is* true.