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Young mom?! Did she mean young Grandmom?

Waluigi sucks.  

Not like you, huh? You’re smarter than all those dumb useless people.

What about intersectionality?

I blame women. I don’t know any men that use body wash.

Boycott his advertisers!

(He has also had his own trouble with creepiness towards women; as Terkel noted...

But what if I want liberal candidates to be able to use my data in the way that Obama did in 2012?

Good. Porn is bad.

An objective piece of journalism like this is a real rarity around here.

Nice. I’m glad they decided to develop for Switch and just wait to release them all at the same time. [unrealistic and wishful thinking]

That’s ‘Tropical Freeze’.

Christianity asserts that every individual human being is going to live forever, and this must be either true or false. Now there are a good many things which would not be worth bothering about if I were going to live only 70 years, but which I had better bother about very seriously if I am going to live forever.

Welcome to the future! We’re so enlightened now that your statement is controversial and should never be said aloud.

Good luck going through life with that kind of thinking.
I smoke a pack of Marlboros a day “because everyone knows nonsmokers never get sick or die.”

Nintendo will announce a sequel to Breath of the Wild in a different world with the same mechanics and physics, sort of like Majora’s Mask to OOT

No one was “made” to do anything. FAKE NEWS.

Blade Runner absolutely deserves a spot over The Last Jedi, but TLJ pandered to progressively-minded audiences and critics. Blade Runner was a better film, but got flack for having a “problematic” depiction of women (nevermind it being set in a dystopia)

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Political humor is generally trash regardless of party.
see: Lena Dunham