Alternate subtitle; “Two players in this picture couldn’t accept Lynch’s offers fast enough.”

listening to No Vaseline is just a good idea in general

If anyone ever needs reminding, just listen to the first words from Ice Cube’s No Vaseline: “Here’s what they think about you...” 

The Giants will probably be so happy to see evidence that OBJ isn’t gay that they’ll let the drugs thing slide.

Dropping a few picks in the first round can cost a guy millions of dollars. Well worth sucking it up and answering the dumbass question.

you don’t seem to get it. you act like that, probably no one would draft you because it would almost definitely leak.

and that is the exact response the would want to see to not draft you.

I dunno, I’d probably still rate the Sex Cannon higher than Dilfer.

Brad is a better QB than Dilfer.

Just be careful which kind of modest you’re talking here. Modest rural backgrounds are OK. Modest urban backgrounds will be asked to try WR.

If football players want to protest they should do what responsible people do— stage an armed takeover of federal property.

Thanks, Grandpa. Is Matlock on yet?

Kaep, for one

Wowowowow this is quite a ridiculous and loaded standard. So when someone cp-opts a positive message to mean something negative, it’s right and proper to...accept the co-opted version as truth? Under what reality is that ever the case?

She believed she deserved her suspension strictly because she accepted that she violated ESPN’s policy, she was just as adamant that she didn’t think what she did was actually “wrong”. That is the context missing.

Sorry, but that barely qualifies as even liking guns in America. I’m reasonably confident that three of those came with the purchase of his house in Georgia.

Derek Jeter is setting a great example for the rest of Florida by attempting to purge the Marlins of every arm they’ve got.

Jesus fucking Christ. He threatened to shoot up a school less than a week after a school shooting and you’re acting like he’s the guy from the Green Mile. I know Richie Incognito is a huge piece of shit and all, but maybe Martin should be somewhat responsible for this one?

Can it, nerd.

They’ve always been here. People go to jail for not paying off their court fees. People get charged room and board for their time in jail.