$20 bucks says you are one of those “VERY IMPORTANT BUSINESS PEOPLE” that always walks around in the airport in jeans, a navy blazer, leather braided belt, and shitty loafers screaming into a Blackberry to Brad about the presentation you have in Springfield, Missouri this afternoon and making it seem like a very big…

Arthur Fleck? A. Fleck? Affleck?!!! The Joker isn’t Batman’s brother, he IS the goddamn Batman!!!

I’m sure only a minority would be reported

Not to mention that the camera adds fifteen pounds, and takes away three inches.

Athletes are measuring sticks.  

I remember those days, when my wife would get clogged milk ducks.  I’d make some hot compresses, and I’d have to chase the little bastards around the living room, finally pinning them down and trying to hold the warm wash cloths and hot water bottles onto the squirmy, squishy little guys. Then after a few minutes, my…

He oughta know.

Someone needs to remind him of the mess he left when he went away.

My son was six when this came out and had seen some of the other movies at home, but got a little freaked out by some of the scarier scenes, so I didn’t take him to this one either. I saw it, drove home, told him and my wife to get dressed, and drove right back to the theater with them. I watched him instead of the…

About the same time as when we talk about how apples and oranges are both fruits but also still different things.

See, the mind starts going at this age too.

When did adults get so fucking soft that they need to whine every time a kid doesn’t do exactly what they want? Throwing a tantrum over people younger than you being soft makes you a sad fucking soft fuck.

“I can make it bigger. But only for, like, 15 seconds.”

Truly, he’s done an amazing job, and I hear he’s getting recognized more and more, even.

Always seeking to go one unnecessary step further, when often old and simpler is far better.

+2 legit

Fun fact: “The Touching is, To Me, Off Limits,” was the original title of MC Hammer’s 1990 breakthrough single. 

SEE?!?! DEEPER DOESN’T MEAN BETTER, MRS. SPANKS!

I had no idea Ashley Benson was rockin' that kind of body.