But of that top 10 list, you'll only compare women to women?

I can think of a big list of comedians who bury Schumer and Bamford both. Why only compare those two? Ohhhhh…I see.

GET HIM!

I get to pick who's guilty? That's usually something a court "picks." Are you saying I have jury duty?

Because Lochte and the bros are idiots? Huh?

Guilty until proven innocent: it's the American way.