When the trailer popped up, my first thought was “Oh cool, a sequel-series starring Zoe Kravitz! Let me guess, the story follows the unexpected love child of Cusack and Lisa Bonet’s characters, the daughter of a washed-up rocker who has both inherited the record store AND her father’s quirky, hyper-focused take on…

I worked at McDs in my youth and remember the special contraption used to cook the eggs, it had a cover on it that dripped water on the hot grill in order to create the steam. This video shows it very well....

As “really a doctor” I know that genetics are only one cause of dyslipidemias and can be affected by diet and exercise. Many patients can avoid statins with lifestyle modifications and many more fail to make those modifications.

I feel like I shouldn’t have to point out that if you weren’t eating bacon, egg and cheese hot pockets you might not need that statin, but as someone who practiced medicine for 27 years I know better.

Everytime my wife makes meatballs, “That’s a good meatball”

“Good luck finding a deejay who can move and shake LIKE THIIIISSSSSS!”

Somewhat apropos, the line/delivery from this movie that keeps coming back for me...

“...He’s losing his mind...and I’m reaping the benefits!”

My colleagues say this to each other all the time. Also, when things are going particularly badly: “Put a bullet in my heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaad” in that delightful Adam Sandler voice.

This comes to mind every time I see someone get owned, either in real life, or in the movies:

...an adaptation of Aldous Huxley’s Brave New World, and a new Battlestar Galactica from Mr. Robot’s Sam Esmail.

$20M is on the high end, definitely, but it’s certainly not a ceiling.

I was going to say the accurate answer is that the rape kit will sit in limbo for 4-6 years, conveniently long enough for the statute of limitation to run out. 

Other critical difference: That $5-20M, though truly a payoff to get their half-baked kid into the school, is LEGALLY a tax write-off, unlike the half mil paid to Singer et al., and would have actually saved them all this mess because the IRS never would’ve been looking.

Did you know that this is the best time to be alive than at any other point in human history? That even if the worst climate predictions come true, your children - who I’m assuming will be raised by you in in North America/Europe/ Australia/Japan, will still likely live a safer, healthier, and more enjoyable life than…

If you need the space of a king but can’t handle the stairs, two Twin-XLs together will work. You just need to buy a convertor (basically a belt that goes around the mattresses to keep them from separating and then a foam gap filler).

Sorry.

The crabs come after you buy a used Alaska King

for cats it’s pretty easy. Whatever the size of the bed, half goes to the cat. The rest goes to everything else that sleep there. Because whatever size of bed you have, the cat will always set up in the most impractical spot, and choose a position so cute in mere seconds that you won’t have the heart to move it around.
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One of the nice things about Twin XL is that it is literally half of a standard king. The boxsprings are interchangeable, since King boxsprings tend to be just two Twin XL halves. If you and your partner need separate sheets (as my wife and I do, since she’s a very light sleeper), Twin XL sets can usually be picked up…

Dudette - you are SOARING.