This cat can help with that.

I skimmed through this, but I didn’t see the step where you hum the theme song through the entire process.

The “One Love Manchester” show, set for June 4, will feature artists like Pharrell, Katy Perry, Coldplay, Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus, Niall Horan, and more.

“I want advice so I can ignore it and still complain about my problem.”

“My spouse and mother gave me advice, but I don’t like it so I won’t do it”

Honestly, that whole parade is a fucking shitshow in every way and humanity would be better off without it.

It’s odd that she can’t find a job.

This will likely have a huge impact on dozens of shoppers.

To be fair, she’s probably experiencing a lot of economic anxiety.

A tiny, cynical part of my soul imagines that this will somehow be spun into a book followed by a movie, but even if it is, I’m good with it.

“Which is troubling, because I’m not sure Donald Trump knows what he’s legally allowed to do!”

And most importantly, you get to be self righteous in comment threads about engagement rings. And who can put a price on that?

You’re going to (hopefully) spend the rest of your life with this person. Have a conversation with them like a goddamn adult and get her exactly what she wants with an agreed upon budget.

I’m in Rome too right now! Tom and Taylor looked so cute at this authentic pizza place we were at. I know it’s an invasion of privacy...but I snapped a quick pic of Taylor! It’s crazy how REAL they are-just like us. And guys...so in love. Look at Taylor’s smile : )

It’s like all these people had brain abortions, and they seem fine with that.

This is what happens when you start tolerating people’s religious beliefs. We had this brand of religious nutcase on the ropes in the 1990s and early 00s, then we had to start going around respecting their ability to believe such bullshit (and attacking the militant atheists who came so close to putting them down for…

No but guys! This is important. If my marriage license hadn’t specified “bride” and “groom” how would we have known which is which?

So, here’s the thing. Aside from the fact that this conversation is wildly inappropriate for the workplace, these are people supposedly responsible for following evidence to its logical conclusion, for complex analytical situations, in addition to tactical street/traffic/ whatever stuff. The guy says, “my wife hated…