So Kanye showing all of his sex dolls

Just a quick clarification. Readability is NOT shutting down. Readability’s main function is parsing webpages and making them easier to read. This functionality is going nowhere. The lesser used bookmarking functionality is being removed.

Boo. Readability was free, now we’re only left with freemium models. I’m getting really tired of looking through my Pocket for stuff I saved and seeing all of their “sponsored” articles instead.

See, I didn’t write this stuff wasn’t funny. It usually is.

Are you referring to the esteemed Dr. Leo Spaceman?

I’ve smuggled KinderSurprise eggs from Canada into the US often. Then I read about the woman who was facing a fine for bringing them over the border, said “Fuck THAT,” and started smuggling Tylenol 1s instead. ;)

I travel a bit for work and I do have that moment before I step in the x-ray thing. I know I have no drugs up my butt, but what if I do? I could never be a mule because 100% I would get caught. I was even to scared to try shoplifting. My friends did it but my Catholic guilt wouldn’t let me do it.

When you go to bible study at your local church and the bible study welcomed all interested parties free of charge, the relationship is not buyer/seller. It is a different situation.

I read they were smuggling 200 pounds of cocaine. That more than the weight of both of them, combined. How did they even lift their suitcases?

my dogs loves her version of a hug, which is you sitting on a chair or couch doing something (reading, eating popcorn, etc.), and then she comes out of nowhere and jumps with surprising agility up onto your lap (she is 60 lbs) and knocks whatever you have out of your hands. She then rests her face on your chest and…

How are they different in any way that is pertinent to this discussion? Of course churches aren’t movie theaters; however, if we declare an affirmative duty for movie theaters to prevent terrorist attacks, there’s no obvious reason why we wouldn’t apply that to churches as well.

Part of the services the customer was paying for is the automatic assumption that a safe space is included as part of those services.

I’m sorry for her. It’s beyond horrible. But she sued an entity that wasn’t at fault for any of it. In terms of responsibility, how would you feel if she sued you for damages? You’re no more responsible than they are.

Obama 2008 Campaign Ad: “Hillary Clinton. She’ll say anything, and change nothing. “

And widdle monkeys.

even chickens like hugs come on

I’m a stay at home mom and I’ll tell you why I wear workout clothes every day.

Yeah, it sounds like you’re not *actually* supposed to work out before Being Seen in Athleisure... That’s the message I’m getting.

Keepass. It isn’t ‘cloud hosted’, doesn’t cost a thing, has apps for Android/iPhone, and you can add a ‘key file’ as a sort of second factor such that even with the right password, the password vault won’t open unless you’ve got the file you’ve chosen to go along with it. The key file can be anything: picture, text…