Mila Kunis looks like she's floating, Robert Duvall looks like they just stuck his head in there, and... what is with the baby lion?

This is why I deactivated my Facebook. And luckily none of my exes are accomplished enough to be very Google-able! Phew!

@thePrototype: The majority of your friends like being facefucked until they puke? Sorry, but I'm trying to parse this conversation and getting confused as to who is talking about what...

Sorry, but Christina Hendricks' outfit is bad. It washes her out, it's not flattering, and the dress itself looks like a glorified bathrobe. I love the woman, but not everything she wears is a win.

@lemurdufromage: Yup, same problem here.

She doesn't look hairless...

@JimmyChooIloveyou: Ooh, Lelo is the best.

@banannastand: My boyfriend has a high score of 914! That shit isn't even fair.

@Applerain: Uh. Yeah.

@chaelyc: Not to be cynical, but I'm fairly certain that they know and/or don't care.

I don't understand why Jez features this kind of photoshop. I definitely understand why we should be concerned with photoshopping that makes actresses look thinner and whatnot, but thumbs? It just seems nitpicky to me.

They're cute. And I love the Oscars, even though I haven't liked a single host since Billy Crystal. Well, maybe Hugh Jackman. Maybe.

@Not-Shattered: What SeriesofTubes said. Definitely. There are far more lawyers than jobs available already - don't do it unless you really, really want to be a lawyer. Even then it doesn't always pan out, money-wise.

I don't love the person on that Vogue cover, but I have to say - why are all other versions of Vogue so much more aesthetically interesting than American Vogue? American Vogue's covers all look exactly the same, so boring, and sooo tired.

@kazillion: I thought that was her best role.

He's a fantastic actor... and that's all I really care about.

@normawilahmina: How can you assume this woman and her kids could just move in with her father when you have no idea what the circumstances were? He could live in a one-room shack for all you know, or refuse to let them move in. You're acting like she had all these simple solutions at her fingertips, when most…

@normawilahmina: Care to elaborate?

@gingersnap555: Pfft. You don't need to actually read something in order to lambaste it! Silly.

@IveHeardItBothWays: Jinx!