The most aggravating thing about this is that, yes, she has called them "bullseye" marks in the past - but she'll never, ever admit it. Even when confronted with it in her own writing. Because logic and truth don't apply in Palin's world.

My boyfriend and I would love to live together, but since we also want to get married before the next century rolls around, it makes more sense for me to continue living with my parents and saving money until that's more feasible. But damn, I wish I could forget "sensible" and just do it. When the choices are living…

I find all of my roomies in rehab, don't you? They help throw the very best parties, after all.