Two things he said this morning:

“...I wasn’t as pissed as I should have been....”

Amal you’re too good for George and you should totally ditch him for me even though i’m far poorer and uglier than him. As for the first bit about miss Portman I may hate her acting and think it ruins whatever film she’s in, that being said pay the girl more damn money it’s not like that wasn’t the first movie she…

Australia are 465 for 6 at Stumps on Day 4.

I’ve got some shit to say about Ryan Gosling.

The Big Short doesn’t fit in with the rest of these movies because it’s ruined by Christian Bale and not Ryan Gosling.

It is called a movie theater with a bar. That is how we enjoyed Hitman: Agent 47.

Of course Kate Middleton likes colouring books. I can just picture her sitting there, primly making sure she never goes outside the lines. Her hair’s bouncy, she’s sitting up straight. God it makes me sick.

nobody cares about your dick except you.