49 and waist length. It's really a cop-out; I find short hair impossible to control and long hair pretty much is so heavy nothing sticks up funny. Takes forfuckingever to dry (I don't use a dryer - again, lazy) but I have two decisions about it: down or in a bun. Done!

I'm in my 40s, too and still have very thick hair (thanks, genetics!). I'm obviously not her, but I would guess the cost and damage to the hair of stripping out years of color, or waiting it out as it grows out + no matter how unlined the skin is, white hair instantly adds at least 10 years to your perceived age may…

Mne started going white at 12. I also got my first period at 12. I think they're related.

I'm 1/2 Russian and had always thought Russians were short, dark haired, and bad-tempered with bonus-sized boobage (like me and that side of the family) until Hot Russian Brides became a thing. I felt cheated, mostly out of about 6 inches of thigh bone.

Agreed. I wondered what it was doing in the collection. It's a good piece.

My "body tide" can lose six pounds in one day. It's called Crohn's Disease, and some of that six pounds may be vital internal organs.* Not recommended.

I have those calves!! I don't feel so freaky now!

I have those calves!! I don't feel so freaky now!

Years ago, when I was on a Usenet abortion discussion group a lot, I was harassed and stalked by members of the Army of God, a terrorist anti-abortion group and was listed on the Nuremberg Files for a while. They let me know they had my physical address. They harassed almost all the pro-choice posters, but the ones…