It was an icepick! Hannibal Lecter would never use a tool as mundane as a screwdriver.

I watch Hannibal for the cooking lessons. Gotta find a butcher that carries long pork…

"Would you like to change your name to Dome Jr.? The kids could call you "Doju!"

The ending of Revival stuck with me for days.

Andy, is that you?

Scott Thompson is (or at least was) a recurring character on Hannibal.

The party wasn't really for her, it was just a chance for Dorian to show everyone how cool and edgy he was for dating her. As soon as he (re)met Lily he was done with Angelique.

"Hey, don't you hate paaants?"

I love her appearances on CBB, and really enjoy With Special Guest, but her best work is definitely anything with Wild Horses. Their appearances on I4H are always fantastic, as are the 2 episodes of With Special Guest they've done.

Or at least an Adrienne Barbeau-bot.

And of course this will be incompatible with AT&T U-verse accounts, meaning I just wasted the 20 seconds it took to read this article.

For some reason I didn't have as serious a problem with the Lost World, because it was obvious it had almost no basis in the book. I thought that JP3 was actually abetter adaptation, albeit with a clearly shoestring budget.

I read the book in 5th Grade, about 4 years before the movie came out, and loved it. I was extremely disappointed when the movie cut out the gratuitous violence and replaced the psuedo-scientific discussions in favor of an animated double helix. And nothing in the movie was as compelling as the book's trip into the…

But, but, I was ALSO making a Simpsons joke… So this is what it's like when doves cry!

I thought it was a "True Detective" homage.

sigh

…says the man who clearly hasn't watched Season 6 of Community…

"At a Medium Pace" is hilarious.

It's funny because his car sucks!

I love the rushed inclusion of Zoidberg, like they're just checking off a list. "And I'm the other one. Courage, not enough."