Yeah, I’m gonna call shenanigans. Hundreds of people have tapes of a presidential candidate “saying the N-word, saying the C-word, calling his son a retard,” and it never leaks before the election? In liberal Hollywood?

In this country we have the presumption of innocence. Take your presumption of guilt somewhere else.

Rape is complicated because any “innocent until proven guilty” argument means that, by definition, you have to assume the victim/accuser is lying until proving he/she is not. It’s not a “pathetic hill to die on” if you A) were there and know it to be an illegitimate accusation or B) have no reason to suspect that it…

At least for the last guy, sure.

Had the Presidential election gone the other way, passenger possessions would be considered “spoils” and a percentage would required to go to a familiar charity.

Aaaaand hillary lost anyway! HAHA

She was a bad candidate that no matter how hard people worked for her, it didn’t matter. She just didn’t appeal to the voters.

Here is a required disclaimer to ensure my point is taken seriously and not dismissed as the ravings of some misguided Trump supporter: I voted for Hillary. I was not and am not terribly fond of her, but she was the objectively more qualified candidate and a demonstrably better human being. I don’t vote for…

Wow, you must be really fun at—oh, nevermind. Good day!

“She talked to her husband more”

“International Federation of Bodybuilding president Rafael Santonja”

Everyone I know who voted Johnson voted Republican down ticket. That’s just 3 people and completely anecdotal, but if you really forced Johnson voters to pick Trump or Clinton, I’m not sure it would’ve swung the election in her favor anyway.

I think he did. If anything Johnson most likely helped make this closer for Hillary than it otherwise would’ve been. Trump won whether Gary Johnson existed or not.

I guess I don’t understand his platform that well, but I thought he took votes more from the Repubs than from Dems?

Never pay more than $1.50 for a Snickers.

Never pay more than $1.50 for a Snickers.

While trudging away from Wrigley in search of a cab home last night this morning I was passed by a man in a gorilla suit, no mask, with a Cubs jersey over it. The name on the back said “Harambez” and he was shouting “Dicks out for Harambe.”

Wait. She won’t let you shower afterwards?

Hipsters can be pretty hard to understand. They’re waaay more individualistic and expressive, which means they do exactly as their friends do. Anything from glasses to beards to jeans cut is carefully culled from market research they do independently but quite unconsciously from their pool of peers, and then emulated.…

Fixing a scratched CD or DVD? What is this: Lifehacker 2005?

Tom, I'm afraid you've been hoodwinked: this is viral marketing for Bud Light Lime Straw-Ber-Rita.