Given that he’s in the Monsters Inc. world, where more or less all of the characters run about without pants (apart from Boo, obviously) and have no visible genitalia, I’m willing to put it down to, “When in Rome...”

It’s sort’ve the same story as when he was in the Little Mermaid world. He suddenly became a merman,…

IMO I find pantsless Sora more disturbing. It’s sorta like Princess Sally where the visible crotch with nothing there takes it straight into the freakout zone.

Watching other people play games can be just as fun as playing them

You can’t keep a 35 year old fairy dressing cartographer with a balloon filled backpack down.

Unfortunately we, puny humans, have to stick to black or white. Which are much inferior color schemes, regardless of what Michael Jackson tells you.

That is just a vomit-inducing amount of pale pink. But I’m glad you now have the option to indulge your tastes. Your strange, strange tastes.

The plotting itself in Act 2 was pointless. What Rian Johnson was trying to do (I’m not sure I totally agree with his decisions) was take the usual harebrained Star Wars convoluted Hail Mary hero plan and make it fail. And fail spectacularly.

Anyone else a little disappointed this wasn’t an article about competitive shuffleboard?

If that is the craziest thing Rwandans are doing these days then things are really starting to look up for the country. Until the plasticbagger versus paperbagger genocides in the next 25 years I guess.

Based on all these bullshit MTs this game should have been a free to play title.

If you read the description of the video that wasn’t one take, it’s just put together like it was made in one

Please tell me the pitch meeting for this will be an SNL skit!

All I can say is, “ Well played nerdy Facebook employee who wants to look at porn at work. Well played indeed.” 

The Goomba stack...savage.

Well of course they want this; do you have any idea how much it will cost them if they have to donate to and bribe every State Rep. and State Senator? They already spend a fortune at the federal level to ensure their monopolies on access, abusive pricing structures, shit customer service, obscene executive pay, and…

Kiss Kiss Big Bang.

Waiting for the N64 version. Will buy that, and get fat.

“Things go boom and then I move to another hotel and it’s fine.”

AndrosZ got it right with a shorter, pithier take than what I will offer, but:

Offering add-on content (or even standard in-game content) that memorializes a fallen member of the development team—or the fan community that supported the game—is a really neat, touching way for developers to demonstrate the humanity…

Well, I dunno if I’d call him a clown, since he probably had like a weekend to play through the game and do a writeup. Details matter but I dunno if I’d go so far as to call him names, the article hits all the high notes.