Tbf, you can be a pothead and not be a “dirty hippie”

Ehhh, If i drink enough and on a regular basis, then I am a drunk(I am btw)

Seth Green?

Pfft, they left out the part about catching a wandering soul/ghost/spookem to put in the ball.

Hell, giving them red glowing eyes would have been less off putting.

According to the linked article, “marijuana burdens California’s water supply more than beer and wine”

Crap, I’ve got the bad chip.

Ehhh, I’m kind of on the fence here. On the one hand, I like smashing a burrito into my face and finding the extra gobs in my plate after to re-smash.

Wonder if I’ll be able to see it from the roof parking lot next door...

What worried me was how long it lasted...

But how will I find out what my French friends enjoy smelling like!?

Like a good neighbor, Konami will come over and fuck your wifeeeee.

Ice in a matini? really?

*Takes a sip of Pepsi perfect*

He is fucking 40 years old!?

Hmmmm, so all we need is a super elefant!

Had the same thing happen. It became really easy after awhile to say “nah, imma stay in tonight”

I’m am so sorry, but I will be praying for you.

Ehhh, before smart phones it wasn't so bad(feels old)

35 million kimmel fans?