Parent thumbs-up: Monitoring your 14-year-old’s online activity when you notice suspicious behavior.

Yeah but your subordinates mental health break lasts 10 minutes with 5 of those minutes taken up by getting to the break room and back which is not added to the mental break time period.

You must be trolling, right?

Yeah, the 1st and 3rd were pretty bad with players launching with the crown of the helmet. It will be interesting to see what the league does. Fines definitely.

If he doesn’t want to get hit in the head, maybe he shouldn’t wear a helmet. He’s just asking for it when he’s dressed like that.

Oh, also. Bovada has this game at 40.5 points while ESPN nailed it at 41.

Trainer: What’s your name?

Accounting has completed a demand curve showing Cider Mill Spiced produces the highest return on investment, but employee engagement is low this season so we recommend the more upbeat Glazed with Frosting to improve morale.

Leroy Hoard who had an all-time fat back quote: “If you need one yard, I’ll get you three. If you need five yards, I’ll get you three.”

I think even I could do that. Are they still hiring?

I am a son, brother, husband, and father to the women and girls in my life

This is how I want Jameis Winston to be remembered forever.

So was the staph infection that plagued the Tampa Bay locker room in 2013.

Anytime you can saddle your young franchise player with injury-prone veterans operating on a completely different timeline and with little depth behind them for (when) they get injured, you do it.

Yeah it makes perfect sense. The Knicks overpaying washed up, injury prone veteran discards from other losing teams.

4 of them play defense while the other one stands underneath the other basket with his hands up, like the Chief in One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest! HE’S A MAD GENIUS

To make matters worse, his feet were moving.

Lebron might be built like a tank, but he has the toughness of a man who drives a Kia

Apparently you missed the Formula 3 crash not too long ago. It’s very possible to get up after a broken back/head injury.

weren’t the beautiful, wealthy couple more than just nice-experience having luckies? they were essential actors: at best pretending to be a cheerleader is a bit weird, but mostly it just looks too much like they’re trying to fool people. Maybe: ‘...Sports Franchise lends floodlights to Pentagon for some hero-theatre…