I could understand if you run up a 7K tab on beer where a bartender/server is spending the entire night with the bottle opener, but this is 27 drinks (14 of which are water). How much of that gratuity do you think the owner kept, and how much actually went to the staff?

“Everyone seems to be overreacting. Right after that series Keenum wobbled back to the sideline, took a big swig of some nano-bubble infused water, prayed to God, and promised to remain celibate. Everything is fine now.” - Russell Wilson

Bloody AIDS dick? I know someone who fits the bill and will work for hookers and blow.

But in the divorce, at least you did get to keep the PSN name...

Just saw an opening for a terribly worded joke. Nothing personal.

Come on Drakkon, we all believe you could have four drinks at once but a girlfriend? That isn’t happening.

I’m pretty sure Goat Fucker was the project name for Kid Rocks Chevy concept.

Yeah, I’m kind of put off by the lack of Mario skills.

I almost bought a wiiU for this alone, then decided that I may as well just hold off since Nintendo has a new console coming out like next year. I’m fine wasting time in my XB1 and either jumping at the new Nintendo console next year or buying someone’s cheap wiiU next year.

Stave (Wisconsin QB) took a knee with roughly 15 left. The mindset was he centered the ball so on the next play he could spike it, allowing the kicker a straight on field goal.

You mean “-PAC 12 Refs.”

Central Waters is amazing. Currently I live about fifteen minutes from the brewery but I have to be moving from this area soon. Visiting the CW bar is likely one of the things I will miss the most.

I am so confused. What the hell is this? I will probably not watch it because it seems like the kind of film the FBI would be knocking on your door if you watch it, but I am so curious.

His ACL never existed! His grandma did really die a week ago though.

I prefer to call it the jumping butt bump.

Nah, you can see where it buckles when he comes down after the jumping butt bump.

I don’t know, I tore my ACL, LCL, and did some meniscus damage playing pickup basketball. After I punched the court three times and got up to walk three laps around the court, I went right back to playing. (Technically my ACL exploded, no strand left anywhere...there was literally nothing remaining according to my…

Yeah that whole deal slides right out of the stadium. Pretty ingenious.

And then once the “Coke” folks are gone we’ll take out the “pop” people.