So...this video pretty much sums up Florida.

And I’m not saying it’s right, simply explaining it. You’re right though, it is racist and sexist in many ways, but understandably.

I didn’t say I agree; I was stating a fact. Maybe it isn’t right but it’s the way that it is.

Males 18-34 are still the most sought demographic.

Ronda is not super hot. I’d say she’s average at best. Without the deluge of marketing and media proclaiming her as super hot, nobody would believe that.

Sorry but this is truly reaching here. Two women who admittedly slept around and gained their fame in an industry due to their promiscuity? Please...

Pretty close. Especially if only starters are taken into account. Otherwise, using all twenty rostered offensive linemen, the average is 6’4”, 310

I agree with your sentiments, however it isn’t Ball being replaced it’s Gordon.

There was no ranking, it was just picking 25 teams, then decided by amount of votes.

If by perfect you mean being picked the 6th most amount of times by Deadspin readers...you’re right.

Bumper cars for everyone!

The only thing you missed was the *mic drop*

Okay, and that is somewhat reasonable. The person (guy or girl) working the register at the coffeeshop is a person that is actually accessible in that they are there in the flesh.

Gotta give people something to do in their self driving cars. This is just forward thinking.

But it won’t get mine because I’ll be contemplating what my second topping on my gut buster from Domino’s should be...banana peppers or feta? Feta or banana pepp...WHOOPS! I think I just ran over someone on a motorcycle!

Chance of hitching up with a stripper if you’ve got coke or molly? 100%

The coffee metaphor was honestly not very good. Coffee isn’t putting on a show, luring me into the question of if there are false feelings involved. It’s coffee. It isn’t giving someone its phone number, skype, or making anyone feel like they are missing out on a piece of life if it “logs on” and they’re not there to…

Only if the rest of the world agrees to laugh at these degrees after the players wash out of professional sports the same way we all laugh at University of Phoenix, Capella, and the rest of the for profit online diploma mills.

I’m not sure if I’m more disturbed by the price of the sweatshirt, or that Leslie checks out a tumblr dedicated to Biebs wardrobe.

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