Okay, let’s go over this once more:

Jake Plummer > Peyton Manning (from a Broncos fan).

This was also the lab that tested all of the “clean” UFC fighters out of Brazil

Ha! Reminds me of his famous political slogan, “Make America Great Again”. A Kinja +1 and a tip of my hat to you, you beautiful bastard, as you win all the internets today.

Wow, what a dick. You lose control of your bat, and whack the umpire square in the dome, see him clearly in pain and likely injured, see the catcher checking to see if he is OK and calling over help, and you just casually strole over to pick up the bat and walk away?

(Insert tasteless Delonte West joke here.)

Oh man that's just like my sister in laws dog. He one time had 5 (FIVE) toys in his mouth at once. None of them were balls but STILL. He just likes to carry stuff around in his mouth.

agreed, just be careful with brake cleaner when applying, try not to get it on anything BUT the chain

When you run out of Clean Streak, buy automotive brake cleaner; same stuff, much cheaper.

Lest anyone too young to know might think the draft dodger angle is the biggest insult in this tweet, refusing to call him Ali, and instead insisting on calling him Clay was the racist dog whistle of choice back then. Racist whites refused to do so for years after.

Man, you guys seem really eager to toss Dellavedova under the bus today, and all because he had the temerity to give some Amish kids a few cans of Yuengling.

My dog trainer showed me how to make a variation of this using a regular leash. You take the hook end of the leash and pull it through the handle loop— leaving enough slack so there’s a circle to pull your dog’s head through. Then, you put the little nub where the leash intersects itself right behind the dog’s head,…