I always love the "I wasn't there, but....." commentary right after explaining why someone else can't do the same thing. Old asshole.

Meet Mr. T. He is quite a character - just like the real Mr. T.

Decide What You Want In a Dog

I'm only here for the photoshops.

I like how he looked up at the camera on the last roll, like it only happened because he was being watched.

That weiner dog is a "weiner" at life....

That is some pretty stupid fucking advice. Let us know how that works out for your friends.

It's bad, but I actually enjoyed watching that asshat crash behind the patrol car. I hope all of these Stepsons of Anarchy got caught and punished.

That's a great idea too. We brined the last full turkey we cooked and it turned out amazing. Never had a more juicy bird. Thanks for the suggestion!

That crowd sounded so damn annoying, I can't honestly blame him for doing that. I know the right thing to do would have been to ignore him and keep walking, but knocking his hat off was a funny alternative to busting his face up.

Thanks for posting this! There is only 2 of us this year so we bought a couple of turkey breasts instead of a full bird. Honestly I had not even thought about how we would cook it. Now we know!

680 HP and no windshield?!!

I hesitated to read this story since I am planning on doing this to myself soon. But you have given me so much to look forward to:

I doubt it will ever really challenge American Football or Baseball, but Rugby has actually been the fastest growing sport in the US over the past few years. Many high schools have programs now and some bigger cities even have youth leagues going now. I started playing rugby in college in 1997 and spent another few…

I don't know how heavy the ZR2 is, but I have a Jeep Liberty Diesel with similar hp/ torque numbers, except I have mine tuned up to 200hp. It's quick! Definitely can throw you back in your seat if you punch the gas. The relatively light weight with that torque is fun. And mine doesn't have 6 speeds, either...

I'm as pure as pure can be.

This is why I always duct tape my pants around my waist and ankles so no shit can escape out the top or bottom when I'm driving around.

I never even bothered with the soaps, even though I'm sure there are some good ones. This stuff is top notch and I have been shocked at how long the container has lasted. A little water and a brush and this goes a long way.

I never even bothered with the soaps, even though I'm sure there are some good ones. This stuff is top notch and I…

I love this Jack Black shave cream. It's nice and thick and has really good ingredients if you have any sort of skin sensitivity. I also bought their safety razor/ brush set last year and have been loving the old school single blade shave. I only shave about twice per week and I am just finishing my first container…

I love this Jack Black shave cream. It's nice and thick and has really good ingredients if you have any sort of skin…

I am only surprised that I could be more annoyed with this guy than I already was...