Deadspin Headline: “Does Lebron think he’s smarter because he wears suit shorts?”

Adding a feature that was promised to be there at launch two years later is “maintaining a game” now?

Its funny that hats can trigger people. Its the 90s all over again.

1) Gen Z is extremely conservative.

#1 is my thought exactly. This site, amongst its dozens and dozens of contributors, has ONE political viewpoint that is allowed to be published, and it’s not a particularly useful one because it’s always dripping with hyperbole.

Hire some people who don’t think like you.

Some Observations:

Oh man, how great would that be if the new GMG failed too?

The part where he advises readers to make in-app purchases to expand inventory slots made me laugh out loud at work. He didn’t even try to hide the nakedly promotional slant of the “article.”

These aren’t Mother’s Day Deals!! They’re just more of Jeff Bezos’ discounted Skynet extension modules.

These aren’t Mother’s Day Deals!! They’re just more of Jeff Bezos’ discounted Skynet extension modules.

Wow, it’s the same deals they run about once a month. Awesome.

Wow, it’s the same deals they run about once a month. Awesome.

wut

Can I just say: this is bullshit.

Sooooo she wore a hat?

There was never any service — the whole thing was faked. ‘bullies’ were switching their Steam names to ‘bully hunter’ names DURING the stream. Utterly cooked up.

That was your takeaway from the article?

Um, Marlins Man did it, so by definition every Marlins fan could.

Deadspin sure likes to talk a big game and get on its high horse but deep down you know they’re just jealous of the way Barstool has disrupted the online game by...*checks notes* having pictures of girls in bikinis.

New York is gross.