That was your takeaway from the article?

Um, Marlins Man did it, so by definition every Marlins fan could.

Deadspin sure likes to talk a big game and get on its high horse but deep down you know they’re just jealous of the way Barstool has disrupted the online game by...*checks notes* having pictures of girls in bikinis.

take that tone with me young man and I’ll round house you in front of god and everyone

New York is gross.

I agree on being a responsible gun owner. That is, uncle Ben would say, the great responsibility you must bear.

It’s less the theatrics, and more the stomping on an unconscious opponent after the match. If he just does the flip without touching anyone, it’s nothing.

Well considering a bunch of real bridge builders just killed 6 people in Florida, this analogy does not hold up

In an August 2, 1894 article....

Because putting a ticket in a month and three days ago about fradulent charges and changes to my account and expecting any kind of response is just completely unreasonable. You’re right champ, what was I thinking.

PUBG was the pioneer

Their idea of human rights is different from ours.

Ah yes, the feminist safe haven that is The Kingdom of We-Behead-People-In-Public

Danica: I’m unsponsored

Having an ending and being finished aren’t necessarily the same thing.

Similar to the bloody nose I got while trying to bring all of the groceries in from the car in one trip.

No, no, no, it’s much more complicated than that. Because it’s a Diesel, they’re going to have to come up with a fully integrated defeat device before it can be driven on the street.

This man tells you he didn’t roll back the odometer. Do you trust him? I do not trust him.

Do they pay these people who’ve been working for free for them for years, or do they just make money off of their work?

Thus loading up the device with solar fuel.

Thus loading up the device with solar fuel.