Thanks to a panel-wide misunderstanding of Asian geography and some nimble betting work, he won.

That is a stretch.

Yo. My eyes just rolled so far back into my head with your comment. Step outside your own narrative?! Bleagh. We’re talking about calories. If you’re so sensitive that you need the world to shield you from calories, you need some real help. Do you get upset when the calories are posted on menus? Do you get upset when…

Yeah I don’t see what’s so offensive about this (except for the on/off feature). I certainly don’t feel shamed. You have to be racked with some pretty insecure delusions to assign that kind of personification to an inanimate web service.

Oh boy. Even mentioning calories now is “fat shaming” fantastic.

I really wish Valve didn’t kill their dedicated servers for this game. It takes sooo much longer to start playing now, and you can’t just sit in a server for an hour or so anymore. I get that hosting servers is more expensive than spinning them up dynamically, but matchmaking just doesn’t work for this casual of a…

I’m confused, since when does it make you an asshole for reporting people for doing something illegal?

Look, the only strongly anti illegal immigration people I have sympathy for are those living on the actual borders. I am sure the chaos and lawlessness of having narcotraficantes and coyotes and hordes of people sneaking around your property is stressful. However, this rational fear combined with paranoia and…

However wouldn’t you normally opt out if you had *nearly* a guaranteed job on another team?

There are reasons why semi-automatic firearms exist. Part of it is hunting, sure. But as others have pointed out before me, the 2nd Amendment wasn’t created to protect against feral hogs.

If you are planning on accumulating 58 life sentences, why would you care about going to a PYITA prison for a max of 10 years for an illegal weapon modification.

It doesn’t convert anything to full auto. You can do the same exact thing by finding a happy medium with your trigger finger and applying a forward pressure to the handguard. It’s simple physics at play. There’s nothing about this device that makes the gun fully automatic. Each bullet shot still needs a pull of the…

Because it’s... not true? What do you think they make the barrels out of? Butter?

Is it just me or does Lockheed executives keep running over FA writer’s dogs or something? That’s the only way to explain the Sprey-level hatchet job these articles do on the F-35.

Your understanding of stealth and radar is pretty awful. Like, really really awful.

For the most part I don’t close doors in the early game, because it helps me keep track of which houses and/or rooms I’ve been in. Later in the game (or if I know people have landed in the same area as me) I’ll close the exterior doors so I can have a chance at hearing someone come in while I’m looting/camping.

Those only count as the worst if you ignore the Bear River, Oak Run, and Wounded Knee massacres though...

Hi, Native America here............

I think the blame rest on both genders. I read an interesting story in Time last week that younger people are looking for a lot more in marriage, someone who is going to be like their coach and cheerleader, best friend, sexy hot lover, and bring out the best in them. At the same time, those same people report being…

Oh but yesterday when I pointed out that the island’s biggest problem was logistics ON the island, not ships coming TO the island everyone was determined I was just a lying trump supporter.