Get outta here, you Sico.

“Some men just want to watch the world burn”

I shift gears like I make love: quick and short and with as little grinding as possible. (ht Leslie Nielson, RIP)

Or you can just shelter your child for life and never let them see anything that may be offensive. Then when they have to deal with life on their own without your helicoptering they can’t handle it and have a panic attack.

The midwest is weird and they have super high dollar figure 8 cars, with the intention in every race to win and not crash into anyone. It’s wild. They run 90 minute and 3 hour enduros during the year at the Indianapolis Speedrome as well.

I’ll have to try this out.

Third point of advice is, don’t buy a house in an HOA neighborhood. There’s nothing less American than signing over your freedom to some no-name committee of neighborhood snitches. HOAs can fuck right off.

Wife walks in while I’m on the computer: “Whatcha watchin’?”

He seemed to be squealing tires at the 1/8 mike. I’m wondering if less weight is translating to less traction.

They’re marketing to cops. Need to keep things flashing.

There should be an epilepsy warning on that terrible intro to the video.

I want to see a drag race, in reverse, against the new Camry, followed by huge J-turns into each other in the middle of the drag strip for some ass-to-ass action.

Nothing, thanks.

As the good Lord said, “be thy rich in seed, be’st poor in car”-Ford 2:50. Saddle up, ‘father’, you’ve got yourself a congregation to haul.

Race teams are cheating?

20? Christ. Even at 25, it’s to late for me to pretty much do anything with my life.

Neat.