I love that “stock” has completely lost it’s meaning.

tree fiddy

I love your landlords.

The man’s always one step ahead of you.

I also buckle up before I start the car. But not because I drive badly - I just don’t trust anyone else on the road and I want to be held in place when someone inevitably hits me.

This is classic cop speak. Basically, they want to sound smarter than they are, so cops, especially in police reports and press releases, try and use as many fancy, legal-sounding words as possible, often to hilarious effect. One of my favorites that I run across all the time is “The vehicle was occupied X times” to…

Also I have noticed that 9/10 young females have no idea how to turn onto two lane roads, so I always have to weary while riding near them.

Like this; ever last one of them that do this are grade A fucking assholes.

I just imagine they are towing invisible trailers.

This is usually a signifier that the driver is terrible at a great many things, including, but not limited to, driving.

That gif is incredible. 3 cars and a building in one swoop. That level of incompetence is impressive. 

Counterpoint:

People who brake on the highway.

Constantly on and off the brakes, usually when driving too close to the vehicle in front but not limited to that.

Not respecting turn-only lanes. Someone going straight through from a turn lane (and cutting off the traffic in the other lanes that were doing what they were supposed to) or trying to turn from a center lane (and cutting off the people turning). It shows a remarkable combination of bad planning, failure to pay…

As a motorcyclist, I have to make quick judgments on drivers to potentially save my life.

They drive a BMW.