Well it’s not like Hatch has some sort of convoluted double standard when it comes to lying or sexual miscon...What’s this, the internet exists and we can see what ol’ Orrin said about the impeachment of Bill Clinton, well surely this won’t make him look like even more of a grandstanding tool:

I know things are absolutely awful right now, so here’s something to cheer you all up, even just a tiny bit:

Pfff, you know “their women” would never have anything happen to them like that, because they don’t dress slutty or go to parties with boys or drink. Or try to go to the bathroom and be ambushed by a douchebag.

Umm dude that graphic is wrong because it doesn’t include THE DEEP STATE in the last chart.

God, why can’t these reporters grow some fucking balls and ask shit like that?!?! WHY?!?!

Vermont, Maine remain in the states (for now)

Don’t be melodramatic. I was just there and nobody brings up Trump. Most people around the world, even Americans, have the sense not to discuss politics with total strangers. Well, unless you’re going to hang out with college kids.

Don’t worry, not all maple trees reside in Canada. Good luck finding a decent sugar bush though that doesn’t contaminate their product with corn syrup because its mandated by the corn lobby in your state.

Trump’s trade war is supported by Log Cabin republicans, said spokesperson Mrs. Butterworth.

Or, just read Canada’s many reports prepared for The Truth And Reconciliation Committee and countless articles and reports about Murdered and Missing Indigenous Women. How about that, instead?

One of the kids in the class across the hall was screaming “HEEEEEEERE’S JOHNNY” yesterday morning in the hallway. For at least five minutes. It could’ve gone on longer, but at that point I shut my door and wished it was Friday. Anyways, that’s my vaguely relevant story!

This is not helping my arrhythmia.

These Marvel spinoff movies are getting ridiculous.

A film about the sexual abuse of Native American women, stars a half Chinese woman in the role of the Native American woman.

Can they distance themselves from being a movie about abused Native American women that stars a bunch of white people?

I wish it was only that victims of sexual assault aren’t believed. Often, as in Harvey Weinstein’s case, people knew it was true and didn’t care!

Haha remember when he appeared in blackface? What an asshole!

I just wish Syria would shut up already about its goddamn deep dish pizza.

I hope this emergency funding plan by Murray and Alexander goes through. Otherwise, the biggest insurer in the country is going to be Go Fund Me.