I want to die after reading this.

what the fuck

There’s no way Hillary rolled up a three million plus margin in the popular vote, which is where this is heading, and lost PA, WI & MI. Every other time someone won the electoral college but lost the popular vote, it was by a squeaker, by a few hundred thousand votes, but Hillary might have won the popular vote by…

Please, she wallows in it like a pig in shit.

I was waiting to see if this would happen or not. Who is keeping track of how many campaign promise he broke so far? How many has Obama kept?

She just probably hugs her piles of money and whispers, “I only need you to love me. Only you.”

There is a colorable argument that they didn’t get control of those States legally.

Stop.

“Instead we got a guy who can’t find his asshole with two hands and a flashlight.”

I honestly thought that this one was going to be the watershed moment for the entire police shooting insanity. This guy was not a criminal, had a record of being repeatedly hassled by the cops and not charged and, on top of that, was legally carrying a weapon with the paperwork. This guys was a perfect example for…

“a toxic Hot Pocket glued to a micropenis”

I’m not even going to describe my two worst weeks because they are too unspeakable to mention.

Chronic nepotism?

My brother died violenty a few years ago, and he was my best friend, so that absolutely destroyed me. But, this is worse because I still haven’t gotten over him not being here, and the election results had me wishing so badly that he was here. I’ve never felt so lonely in my life. Like, we were always able to get to…

In the last few months I got fired from my job, broke up with a partner in loved, stopped talking to my best friend, and had to navigate a huge blow up in my polycule/friend group. Also Bowie, Prince, and Cohen died. Now this. Fuck worst week, this is the worst year ever. 

In the first presidential election I was eligible to vote in I voted for John McCain and Sarah Palin. :( I was a terrible 18 year old and there are a LOT of Facebook posts I wish I didn’t have to re-live on Timehop from those days...

On October 30th 10 years back I was called in to work for a “meeting” where I was informed that we all had been exposed to live TB but we needed to keep it on the DL. On November 1st my Grandma died when I told my boss, who wanted me to do another 2 hours of overtime, she rolled her eyes and said “Why is this…

I have had worse weeks than this (depressing events related to jobs and infertility). But this week was especially lousy because I moved into a new apartment twice. I began the week traveling from Washington state to my new Florida home. Once putting everything in and settling in for a day, the pipes started to…

Came home from school for Thanksgiving. everyone got food poisoning from the pizza we could barely afford. my dad died after more than a year in the hospital. then, day after funeral we moved my grandparents into a smaller place. grandma was a mess, grandpa had early Alzheimer’s and my aunts and uncles acted like…

This week isn’t even remotely in the same league as worst week(s) of my life. Worst is undoubtedly when my parents got divorced and I got to watch my mom have a complete mental breakdown and then be hospitalized. Or the second time my mom got sick and I realized I’d have to drop out of grad school because my family…