To paraphrase Roxanne Gay’s tweet about this, if you think so lowly of men that they all act this way, that’s pretty fucking sad.
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“I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star they let you do it. You can do anything.”
No, no, it’s more like “I’m sorry you felt hurt”. The non-apology doesn’t even acknowledge that you actually caused harm / hurt.
“I apologize if anyone was offended” is the most non-apology to ever apology. It’s like kicking someone in the nuts and being like “I’m sorry if that hurt you.”
I swear, if this is not what actively destroys Trump’s candidacy, the whole system needs to be purged.
Oh fuck you NBC, you’re the ones who foisted him on us in the first place, giving him legitimacy even when he was pulling his birther nonsense. You know they must have unaired footage of him in the Apprentice board room saying offensive things about women, where is that? The contestants said it happened and there’s…
GODDDDDDD I hope it’s Jeb. That would be the best plot twist.
“Trump has since responded by blaming Bill Clinton.”
This day long association of Trump and pussy has caused my vagina to tense and clamp close.
Nope. Don’t care. He’s pretty enough he doesn’t also need to be smart. I’ll be smart for both of us.
If there had been pediatric sleep studies when you were kids, it would have just made her feel guilty and inadequate when they didn’t lead to perfect sleep for all.
My door always had to be open, even if it was just a crack, so I could still see a bit of light from the hallway or the living room. Nowadays I can only sleep with a closed door.
To be fair, with me it was indeed just a phase. Our taste buds change while we grow up. Discovering that vegetables aren’t supposed to be cooked into watery mush also helped.
Corporealist!
Real women have physical forms, non-real women do not. It’s pretty easy really.
I feel for this woman — parenting is basically a bazillion decisions where every single one is simultaneously important and meaningless.
A seven year old understands the concept of abandonment... but a seven year old also knows YOU ARE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE DOOR AND DID NOT ABANDON THEM.
My boys very first awesome nanny posted a typically awesome meme recently along the lines of “real women have curves, real women don’t have curves, real women are real and don’t need these stupid sayings”. She will always be one of my favorite people.
Yes! Start terraforming now!