Misogyny is powerful. People constantly underestimate it. Everyone would rather pretend we live in some egalitarian paradise because that’s easier than accepting the truth and actually changing things.

I’m serious, don’t just complain. Do. Not. Just. Complain.

As a woman whose father has been sexually attracted to her his whole life, I feel all sorts of bad for Ivanka.

I honestly read that bit as a swank “hole” for a second and was all “they’re making her live in a hole??? Whatever happened to going to Nevada for six weeks?”

Was going to ask; “which one is hers?” But it’s probably the one with the yard and entrances completely obscured from the air by trees. That’s sad, but clever.

Oh, fuck. Donald Trump is proof for MRAs that negging works. GREAT.

#relationshipgoals

I always love official statements like this one where you can clearly see the truth being stretched and bent in every direction. It’s gross, but also, I totally get it.

Selling someone’s ashes is an action that I would have probably spent the rest of my life assuming was illegal if it wasn’t for the Capote story.

“I believe that both candidates have the intention of making the country a safer and stronger place for every American, they just have different ideas about how we get there.”

I believe that both candidates have the intention of making the country a safer and stronger place for every American, they just have different ideas about how we get there.

as someone who has spoken to kim kardashian, i can assure you that was written near her voice.

Just wanted to thank you for alerting this American to what CodCo is. Just watched a couple of clips on YouTube. So funny. There goes my Sunday!

Now I’m imagining a Rabbit of Caerbannog patronus:

Crying it out is absolutely essential for some, maybe all, people. Let it all out and if you need to scream, totally go for it. Press a pillow over your mouth and shriek like a banshee, it feels better after a while.

I’m divorced nearly 10 years now. The loneliness and $ were my biggest problems after I moved out of the marital home. Eventually things shifted for me and they will for you, too.

This happened to me after 23 years. I found out what really helped me was my determination to follow “living well is the best revenge.” The financial part is hard, but you just get creative. Cling to your sense of humor, even if it’s black humor. It’s been 5 years for me now and I’m so much happier than I was at the…

I’m so, so, sorry. The only thing I have to offer is this virtual floofy belleh.

She asked me what “internet” I was on, and I told her it was Jez. She said, “I will be Jezebel’s grandmother tonight.” lol she’s the best <3

I’ve been through this. In 2013, my husband moved us from the midwest to Los Angeles, promptly began fucking a mutual friend, and decided our marriage was over (or, if you believe his initial ramblings ‘I’m not sure I even, like, believe in marriage at all’).