You couldn’t just tell your wife about poop in a urinal? You needed a visual aid?

branded or made from?

“surreal estate is neither a landed knight nor inter-dimensional realty”

As opposed to... when, Yoko?

Shut up, Gavin Rossdale.

Zach Braff, you seem like a semi-douchey kinda dude, but your tweet is amazing. I want to know: where are you? Why is that sign there? Was it really that big of a deal, people drinking from the toilets? Why am I actually curious about one of your tweets? What is going on??? I NEED ANSWERS!!!

Right on, Neko.

It’s not that he doesn’t understand (though I’m sure he doesn’t).

“Police are shooting minorities too much”

Hugh Grant is damned determined to make me chuck my DVD of Sense and Sensibility, isn’t he?

Ugh. Why couldn’t he just have stayed a boy standing on a big screen asking me to love him, instead of this wet douche character?

He’s classy like that.

Yes. And then I shivered in repulsion.

Did anybody else read the headline and think to self “That sounds exactly like something Hugh Grant would say” …?

Two weeks ago, I was driving to work all NBD. Then, THEN, the car in front of me stopped at a stop sign and I saw their license plate frame.

Leaf on the wind.... sobbing

I’m eager to see the next time you have to use this tag.

In fairness, I use garlic on pretty much every kind of meat.

And it’s a very common thing for racists to do in Europe, i.e. ‘fans’ throw bananas and banana peels on to the field when a black athlete is playing. I know it’s happened a lot in soccer, especially by spectators in Spain.