Me manos es gigante, Hillarys’s manos es poquito. Malo!

Glad you made the jump to Deadspin.

I only knew the first verse. Mark Hamill Joker can agree that the second verse is crap

We bought red worms for compost - they didn’t look like that. I wish I had a photo of my kid’s face when I told her we had to name all ten thousand of them as they were new pets, tho. ;-)

I need to read this book

Sorry, can’t see the word without thinking of this now.

Den I should stop?

One of my favorite things about being alive is that that book exists. The description on Amazon is amazing: “a mousy, timid librarian is summoned to a remote Canadian island to inventory the estate of Colonel Cary, who, she learns soon enough, had any number of secrets. But the most surprising and enduring secret is a…

HOLY SHIT!

So ursining off now?

These ads freak me out. Hey baby let me both sexualize and infantilize you.

Seriously. We’re all one used teddy bear or couch away from a lifetime of nightmares.

Well, have you read his book?

I saw a fb post last night frothing about this, saying Kaepernick is a hypocrite because he gets paid money to play a game, he doesn’t have a real job like all those soldiers who died for our freedoms.

Oh FFS...UNLESS THE SOLDIER IN QUESTION SERVED IN THE REVOLUTIONARY WAR OR FOUGHT FOR THE UNION IN THE CIVIL WAR, THEY ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR PROTECTING ANY OF OUR FREEDOMS.

FREEDOM (to play football) ISN’T FREE! Do you know what we’d be playing right now if the Nazis had won? FUTBOL. What kind of fucking dystopian future would that be?

Couldn’t agree more. The American flag and national anthem stands for all those people who died at Normandy or Tripoli so that Ben Roethlisberger could play football.

http://www.theonion.com/article/hurric…

I used to have librarians in elementary and middle school often double check to make sure I knew I was checking out something scary and ask if I was sure I could handle it , but these were the same books the boys were reading and I don’t remember them getting the same concerned questions. It got annoying, especially…

Glad the kids you serve are pretty comfortable with picking up “opposite gender” books. I’m at a public library in Idaho and I hear a LOT of “no mom, Dork Diaries ate for *girls.*”