Please, god, no! We have enough invasive species in this state as it is.

Yeeeeeeah ... saying he has regrets is not the same as saying he’s sorry. Newp. Not at all. I regret eating that extra piece of pizza. Doesn’t mean I’m apologizing for it. Just that it was a bad life choice. Urp. If Donald has ever truly apologized for anything in his life, I’ll eat a whole extra large with anchovies.

I’m sure he thinks it’s an apology, but that does NOT look like “I’m sorry,” to me.

Drumfp in Canada? No, we don’t want your vomit (sorry, no personal offence intended). Désolée, thanks!

I think his type generally relocates to South America...

Next week, nothing. He got back to it in the same speech when he started on Hillary.

I don’t really use Twitter. I keep telling myself that I’ll figure it out if things totally go down.

When they announce that your mother is shut down.

If she’s a gold digger why didn’t she keep the gold?

I’m not going to say you should go to the celebritypenis subreddit but you could.

They sucked me in with young Bobby Cannavale as a hot paramedic!

There it is. There. It. Is. We have arrived.

good for Amber. I hope she can move on now .

Lots of parents. When you’re weighing keeping your kid off SM with them missing a big part of socialization it becomes a tough choice.

I hope Amber’s dollars improve a lot of lives.

And yet people will still say that she’s a gold digger who was forced to do it to clean up her image as if a gold digger would give a fuck. I’m glad it’s over too but I hope people stop fucking harassing her because of their hard stanning for an addicted piece of shit.

You know what to do: time for that ~sexy~ photoshoot! :-P just gotta find an... extremely narrow alley to fit into? I dunno what's going on there.

Dwayne Wayne y’all. I had the biggest crush on him dumb glasses and all.

Shame is the tool of the patriarchy.