Where is it?! Is everyone having fun somewhere without us?

His face looks so punchable.

Maybe I need to take a break from American news.

This reminds me, I have to fix the bathroom lock before I host a big family party next month. It’s an old house, and the door can be pushed open even when the doorknob is latched.

Airplane washrooms even guard against human error by having the lock act as a light switch.

But he managed to spell all the other words, so well done? Although Trump didn’t write it; there’s more complete sentences than exclamation marks! Sad!

Hey, I’m not social media inept! I’m living old school!

True story: One year, a friend picked up a pumpkin for me, and put it on her balcony. That night it snowed. When I came over to pick it the next day, we couldn’t find it. In the spring when all the snow melted, she found a puddle of orange mush.

Welcome to the double bind, kid :P

She was some funny, b’y, til the bottom fell outta her.

But will there be hijinks and a dead male stripper?!

I hated bachelorettes as a participant, I’m not going to watch one. Could I have a (good) superheroines save the world movie instead?

aw shucks

Please let there be debates.

Dude, it’s

Enjoy!

She forced you?!!1! #mysandry #vagenda #manocide

But nice women don’t want the vote! #vagenda #manocide

spoiler alert!!!!1!!!!!!

You make good points.