In high school, my bff’s mom was just like that. I have no trouble believing that some parents don’t love (or don’t have a healthy way to express their love.) She finally went no-contact with her parents for her mental health/ addictions recovery, and I couldn’t be prouder of her. Keep looking after yourself! This…

What does the t-shirt look like? Also, I like your ambition.

I don’t know if this is a brag exactly, but it just happened, so:

Inspired by disappointing Easter egg hunts?

Hugs! If your job makes you that miserable, start shopping around. There’ll be another job, but there won’t be another you.

(but ask first ;)

Borrow someone else’s kid for a day!

:) Don’t you love that freshly tidied, clean feeling? You inspire me. I have a closet or two (or three) that could use some love.

I wanted to tell you all about the women’s soccer game I went to where there were 30 000 spectators and a male-led cheerleading section, and now I never will.

I was going to mix a drink and enjoy some kinja with you, and then pffft

When I danced the ballet, we had an alphabet theme for our recital, and my class was V for Vampire. I got to give a blood-chilling scream at the end as we fell into our graves at sunrise. :)

This is my vote, except Beaker doesn’t have ears. Scooter?

Or punctuate! Full sentences! Sad!!!1!!

Plus it’s just such a clumsy name. Don is cool, but Donald just tripped over his shoelace and spilled coffee down his front.

^ Why I decided in high school not to become an engineer. All the obliviously sexist boys wanted to be engineers, so I figured my head would explode before I even graduated, which would save me from a lifetime of hellscapes at work, assuming one of the assholes hired me. Also, Dec. 6.

This LSB was everything

That’s not funny.

What should a troll be but just what he is?

No filming in NC either; gummies are neither male, nor female (as far I can tell.) Which restroom would they use?!

like you’re not waiting for someone else to do it for you...