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I know it’s anecdotal, but after I had sex for the first time, consensually, with a condom and my fabulous boyfriend, the FIRST THING I DID was think about calling either my parents or the cops.

BUT but... think of how that rape kit might ruin some poor rapist’s life? He’s just thinking of the rapists. Why should their lives be affected because “things went to far, and somebody got scared”? How can he take that chance? He’s just looking out for the (real) citizens of his county.

The pom poms at the knee are meant to draw attention to his shapely manly calfs (calves?) as are the heels. It’s sad how men today are expected to dress in shapeless clothes and comfortable shoes.

<3 your name

When I was 6, I worried about sharks in the toilet.

WHOA NELLY

Yup, I think they’re pom poms

The good old days

PM/POTUS Potter role play?

Yikes. Had a similar experience with disney Peter Pan.

This my nightmare: being stuck in traffic, suddenly needing to take a dump and having no options.

I’ve got cleaning and organizing I’m avoiding ;)

What’s in it? I usually make a dark’n’stormy.

ditto.

you could try college job centres, too, because that’s where a lot of summer programs will post.

This is reminding me that there might be ginger beer in the fridge. This could be the motivation I need to get out of bed, gather provisions and set up the Castle DVD.

It pays shit, usually, but recreation depts might be an option. It’s coming up to that time of year when summer programs are going to need admin help. It’s seasonal, but it might be a bridge out of the pink ghetto that is childcare, if you can get an office job with a larger camp or summer program. Job hunting sucks,

Hmmm.... chocolate cherry

Also sick, but not as sick as you. Feel better! When I can gather the strength, I’m going to make myself some Milo, and then binge watch Castle season 5.

I had a similar experience as a teenager when I was thrown in with a bunch of older male paddlers. Nothing they said was creepy in a sexual way, but their condescending attitudes gave me too much of a rage headache to enjoy myself. (Some of them were super welcoming and didn’t put up bullshit, but it didn’t change the