Usually when you see this many jacked dongs, there’s cream and/or clear nearby.

It’s probably LaVar Ball you idiot

They finally came across some drafts they can handle.

Wrong Said Fred.

frozen hash browns that “may be contaminated with extraneous golf ball materials.”

I stared at all of the refs’ crotches for a full minute before realizing I’d better read the article.

Once again master of bluster Mike Francesa is caught dead wrong about another sports story.

CRUCIAL UPDATE

The opportunity was ripe to send Rex and Rob away on miniature motorcycles.

Is he Elite? Hell, yeah.

Boooooo

How coincidental, Triple H will be our bond rating after the Trump Presidency.

Talk about Koreshing my hopes and dreams, amirite?

He traveled.

Holy Fuck, 3% Battery

I saw them open for Iron Butterfly at the Fillmore.

What’s the big deal? Tim Tebow bounced passes to receivers for years and nobody was impressed.

Not to take away from the amazing Samantha Bee but that link at the end of your story about Ana Navarro, is amazing. I’m so in love with her right now and it’s not easy because she’s a Republican and a huge supporter of the Bush Crime Family but man, that tape of her screaming at that dum-dum Scottie Neil Hughes and…

Guy hitting .205 in High-A ball is worried about the wrong Mendoza.