What are thoooose?!!!1?1!

In.

Lordy, Lordee, looks who’s forty.

Why would Ivanka need to be there?

That HEB guac is only meant to be eaten with a spoon.

Mark all as read.

::cums::

You’re in the future, buddy. So what’s 2016 like? I bet it’s pretty rad.

Should’ve just casted Willem Dafoe as Tarkin and been done with it.

Curious choice of pixel colors to make it look like Melania doesn’t have underwear on.

Kennard has “high-motor” tattooed all over his body.

Did something happen to Ki-Jana Carter?

I bet you loooove Grey’s Anatomy. Every episode ends with one of these.

Astros closing in on Edwin Encarnacion, which would open Houston up to including Bregman in a trade with the White Sox for Chris Sale. Stove is heating up!

I’ve never trusted guys that shave the whole sideburn.

Ride the snake.

To me, the legs were oily until a read the word “paint”, and then my brain snapped out of it. Now all I see is the paint on the legs.

“Great Meteor in the Sky”

Yes. - Astros fan -

The chili/mustard combo for a dog is very underrated. As a Texan, I grew up on that stuff. Glad to see it’s appreciated in other areas of the country.