That HEB guac is only meant to be eaten with a spoon.

Mark all as read.

::cums::

You’re in the future, buddy. So what’s 2016 like? I bet it’s pretty rad.

Curious choice of pixel colors to make it look like Melania doesn’t have underwear on.

Kennard has “high-motor” tattooed all over his body.

Did something happen to Ki-Jana Carter?

I bet you loooove Grey’s Anatomy. Every episode ends with one of these.

Astros closing in on Edwin Encarnacion, which would open Houston up to including Bregman in a trade with the White Sox for Chris Sale. Stove is heating up!

I’ve never trusted guys that shave the whole sideburn.

Ride the snake.

To me, the legs were oily until a read the word “paint”, and then my brain snapped out of it. Now all I see is the paint on the legs.

Yes. - Astros fan -

The chili/mustard combo for a dog is very underrated. As a Texan, I grew up on that stuff. Glad to see it’s appreciated in other areas of the country.

Nothing but S’mores at the top for me. Spread some peanut butter on top to take it to the next level.

Only way I can handle raw onions is chopped up with cilantro to put on tacos. The stink bug smell of the cilantro really ties together the armpit taste of raw onion.