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The hair is bad enough but then they gave her FRECKLES too?????

Lol you’re right. But I mean it’s kind of all penis in vagina talk, so...

Yeah but... it’s a domesticated animal. Even as she eats my tasty meat, she’s going to have some cognitive dissonance or at least some sort of narrative of what is happening to her caretaker. I mean she’ll know I’m a carcass but she also would likely understand it was me. Sort of.

I certainly have, but my point is that it doesn’t have special sexy nerve sensors on it the way my coochie does further downstream

We worked through this recently. What would be going on in our cat’s head if we died and she ate us. Our scientific conclusion is that it would go something like “I’m so hungry, mom isn’t feeding me. Let me try to wake mom up. *Licks, eats* MMM, mom fed me! *Purrs* mom fed me. *One hour later* Where is mom? I’m…

When I or my boyfriend come home, my cat meows from upstairs, then if we don’t come down within one minute of her pathetic cries, she comes downstairs and won’t stop trying to get our attention until we pick her up and praise her ^_^

Oh I’m from there where did you stay did they treat you well

Lol thank you. I was like if there isn’t a proper King Missile reference in this thread I’m gonna be disgusted

My bf has a petite physique but a slightly larger than avg D (I’ve actually never measured it, just going off experience heh heh) and as a result his pp looks huge. So much so that other men and women have commented on it in non sexual situations lol. Anyways I think that seems like a good trade-off, your mates might…

I don’t know why this doesn’t get more play. People really have crazy ideas about women’s anatomy in terms of how it works during sex. The best penis size is the one that can touch all of the vaginal canal during boning, before it gets so long that it’s actually pushing the upper region of the vagina. That’s when I’m…

I can’t tell if you have a cervix or not, but when anything touches my cervix it doesn’t feel extra-good, just extra-like-I’m-at-the-gyno. Anyways for what it’s worth the cervix settles down considerably lower during menstruation and it rides up high, presumably far away from penis-land, during other parts of the…

Do you know for sure if this chart is based on actua and not estimated sizes?

Past the cervix? My dear, dear, precious child... surely you don’t mean that this man’s penis penetrated your cervix?

Lol I bought 2 old Nokia “bricks” off Amazon when I needed to replace my phone last year... I wasn’t able to get any of them to work though. I ended up getting an LG flip phone for $1 from the Verizon store. I am definitely no Luddite but I am fussy about phones. If I need to be accessible to my coworkers it’s one…

The most handsome man alive

Do you mean to say Khloe is involved with the $134,000 in AZ?

Wow are you serious??

It’s just that it’s what is popular in London

I can’t believe the way he talks is real!!!!