No, Kourtney is not Kim. Kourtney is Chibi-Kim.

Go wash your mouth

They won’t bite you, but their bodies will inconvenience you. After they mate they fly around and if you so much as jostle them they turn to bug goo on you in an instant.

I saw the worst of them at Cedar Point every year

I liked that you knew who the bad guy was early on. That made it less about keeping the viewer mystified, and more about the story. How do we stop this crisis and also get justice served.

I dug Holly Hunter big time. I saw her as a kind of potential enemy, and I liked her subtle method of playing a villain and escalating her power over people. But I gotta say... the wig was magnificent

*Bows back ostentatiously deeper* haha have a great day : - )

I was replying to what you said about “Let’s not even pretend that Bad Blood came anywhere close to Anaconda in popularity/cultural impact.” Bad Blood was all hype, like an ongoing PR campaign to make Taylor culturally relevant—let’s just take random famous chicks and pretend like they’re friends with Taylor Swift.…

Bad Blood was a PR campaign. Anaconda was a music video

Haha, that’s okay. If you can’t be snarky when talking about makeup, fashion, and the “beauty” industry in general, when can you be? Vanity is a vice for me. If all I had to my name was a giant paper sack that I had to wear as clothes, I would probably burn it and use the ashes to darken my eyebrows ^_^

If you keep the cap off, dust is going to get in it >:-(

Right on man

Just like a feline, you sashay past the traps that have befallen lesser beings.

Slutty Mary Poppins is redundant. I mean she is a single nanny

dull or awesome, depending on if you used to drink or not : - )

That’s why I make sure to drink a lot every day. For practice

I, and, I assume, many others fall into the wannabe-Hemingway camp. “I’m not even drunk!”

I’m uptight and when I drink, I get sooo feely. The way I put it—I make friends. If I’m at a bar, and I’m drunk, chances are 100% that I will make best friends with whichever rando happens to also have an overabundance of drunk empathy. It doesn’t matter if I’m alone or if I came with buddies, when I go to the bar…

The commenters are the best part of this media empire! I wonder if they truly understand that. Anything they write is just kind of a prompt for the commentariat!

Thank you for your concern!